We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to rename the Thames to the Ning Nang Nong in honour of the late Spike Milligan. More details
Submitted by Mr Guy Robinson
Although the cows by the side of this river don't currently go bong, with a bit of work they could. All bodies currently named after the Thames would be renamed too so, the Thames Valley Police would become the Ning Nang Nong Valley Police.
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