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We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to rename the Thames to the Ning Nang Nong in honour of the late Spike Milligan. More details

Submitted by Mr Guy Robinson

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Although the cows by the side of this river don't currently go bong, with a bit of work they could. All bodies currently named after the Thames would be renamed too so, the Thames Valley Police would become the Ning Nang Nong Valley Police.

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