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We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to shelve any evil plans to remove the brains of middle aged heterosexual males and accept that they are a minority with equal rights to other citizens and immigrants. More details

Submitted by Phil Clark

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We believe that Mr Blair must refuse to continue with any secret plans that may be bought forth to remove the brains of middle-aged, white, hetereosexual, British males. Such a secret plan, if put in force, would certainly put an end to any non-politically-correct dissent, but it could also end such fine British traditions as having an outrageous opinion, going to the pub and ignoring the wife.

Petition Rejected

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  • It was intended to be humorous, or have no point about government policy

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