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Decades ago I discovered a cure for mental health problems and during this time over 35,000 have died needlessly in the UK. The cure has been used on a wide variety of mental health problems. The procedure stuns and resets the brain of the patient, so that the patient returns to a normal condition. The Kadir-Buxton Method is done by making a fist of both hands, and striking both ears of the patient at exactly the same time and pressure with the soft part of the inner hand which is where the thumb joins the hand. The procedure is painless and the patient regains consciousness faster the less hard the double blow is struck. It can also erase bad memories and bad attitudes, which could cut the number of re-offenders in prisons. The patient is asked to remember the trauma as vividly as possible three times, and the stun technique is then used.Once the trauma is eradicated, the patient is cured. A Psychiatrist cannot be found to officially evaluate this invention because it would replace their profession with Practice Nurses.

Current signatories

Andy Kadir-Buxton, the Petition Creator, joined by:

• Deborah Rock
• Loony McBin
• This man is a a crunchy nutter. Don't listen to him
• Um.. yeah. Reboot people. That'll work.
• Gillian McKeith MRCQuack
• Lazarus J Alzheimer III
• I actively wish to vote against this absurd petition.
• Pee-Pants, the Hobo Clown
• Why Not Try Trepanning While You're At It
• Wow! Fixing people by hitting them. You know what this literal "whack job" needs? Yes, a big slap!
• William p. Tossnuts
• Gorbals Monkeytesticle
• jesus wept
• Noxom Sen-Sintomee
• That's democracy, I suppose (FAIL)
• Andy Kadir-Buxton is obviously a complete looney - use his method on him!
• Go to www dot kadir-buxton dot com for more of this man's insanity. This man is ill VERY ill.
• I am Retarded. Please punch me
• The psychiatrist that cannot be found.
• i think we should give andy £5bn for with for this discovery
• osef Besarionis dze Jughashvili
• I support punching crazy people in the head!!
• Please stop this man slapping my head then trying to Handclap up my chuff
• Interdenominational Q Engine
• D.Lusional
• Thi S. Guysamoron
• Mr M Hatter
• Zombie 124 (I was in the second row of the thriller video)
• Patrick Holford
• Punch the nutters and fist the pregnant ladies for great justice!
• Ms A. Aargh-Noooo!
• Reverend Edith von Spitzbergen Ftang Ftang Mulligatawny Peashooter
• David Cameron
• Call the Police! If this man hasn't escalated killing yet, he surely will in the future
• hardon spazjacket
• C. Nile
• I. Ama Nomal-Person and I think you're all being horrid
• William Robson
• Jacob Zuma
• Ashley Cole
• Pistanator
• Punch Out My Depression Please That'll Really Work Woo Science
• Dr Milkspasm, author of 'Prescribe Spam To Your Patients Whatever The Symptoms'
• Richard J Crackpot III
• Juan Kussof
• The bass player from The Levellers
• Why has this not been rejected as an advertisement?